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Paleness Superhero, career spraytan-protester, and all-around Snooki Arch-Enemy Jim Gaffigan grumps his way through his thoughts on ice-cream-based health-programs & criminally-intemperate milk-varieties on Conan.
Teamcoco-Jim Gaffigan on Health Foods
++ Less French People.
-Many Americans have been schooled by their parents, in the spirit of puritanism in part, that Waste is Sinful.
While the Protestant Work Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism has its place, certain consequences of it can mean Big Fat Americans…
Ok, Alfred Hitchcock: Brill-iant Filmmaker.
->Idea: What if Being Fat makes you Fatter?
What if the Insulative Properties of Fat raise your average body temperature? -Per unit of metabolic activity,