With the New Year approaching soon and marathons over recently,
I agree with BuzzFeed that a few pick-me-ups of sadly-accurate exercise humor is just what the doctor ordered to psych you up for all your Get-in-shape resolutions & new gym memberships!
And your trainer (or WebMD’s Fit-O-Meter) should Absolutely be able to tell you how many calories you’ve burned sliding down that wall crying.
Count ’em all for your BMR, man;
Cardio is cardio.
So chin-up little campers! Get out there & give ’em hell!
Ok, -After you drink like hell on the 31st to try to forget
most all of last year…
(-oh, and btw the answer to Aparna’s question is 8.
She would burn about 8 calories depending on her weight, age, muscle-mass, duration of crying, height, angle & paint-glossiniess of the wall.
I just used trying-on-clothes, vacuuming and situps (can’t forget the Abs) at WebMD as reasonable proxies.)
Now check out the other 18!:
BUT WAIT! -THERE’S MORE!: Go check out the other 19 inspiring exercise tweets over at BuzzFeed & the Links:
Photo Credits: All Twitter Screenshots by BuzzFeed & Shannon Rosenberg
• Source(s): @aparnapkin | @MattBellassai | @badbanana | @conortripler | @nursemurderer | @katiedippold | @autocorrects | @bourgeoisalien | @brettsvergara | @danmentos | @kimbernieman20 | @billmurray