In joint strike force made up of US and UK specops MDs, a promising vaccine has been created, that’s as precise as a sniper’s bullet.
What scientists at the Mayo Clinic, St. James & Leeds UK
SAS Units, Unis have put together is a sneaky version of Ghillie-Suited special-operations scout. General Schwartzkopf The lead strategist MD had theorized that if the team in-question was dealing with just one type of cancer, would there be a way to precisely-target it, instead of the wholesale “Bombing of Dresden”, that is normal Chemotherapy?
So what they did, which was so diabolically-clever in concept alone, you’d think Ernst Stavro Blofeld thought of it first; was to put together a Genetic Signal Flare, or the Nucleic Acid version of a Navy Seal painting a target with a Laser-Designator.
The Infil. unit, much like the secret 6-man SEAL sub that drops teams off unnoticed, was a VSV or vesicular stomatitis virus.
They had hollowed out the virus-contents of this shell, and inserted bits of Healthy prostate DNA into it.
After chucking it in a PCM machine to make tons of copies, they airlifted those special operators on-site via standard hypodermic injections.
[THEN, A MIRACLE]
-Ok, ok, by “miracle” Dr.
eVil Vile [hee hee, :D that’s his real name!], or even Dr. Sam Chachoua by some peoples’ accounts, had guessed that the Nimitz-Class Aircraft-Carrrier of the Immune System would “see” these targets that the virus shells inject and highlight,
and then cry HAVOC!!1!,
going all Immortal “A**-Kicker In-Chief”, Archangel Michael’s strong-side pimp hand on the area,
now that the target’s been painted, and dropping T-Cell Bunker Buster after Fuel-Air Daisy-Cutter, after JDAM, after Tactical Neutron Bomb on that sombitch until there is nothing left but healthy prostate, and dead terrorists; -I mean cancer cells.
+Oh, AND IT WORKS!
+Oh, oh, oh; -And there were no observed AutoImmune Side-Effects; -like the body trying to kill ITSELF instead of the baddies.
SpecOps teams pack out for a Monte Cristo and a Crown Royal or 10 in Tahiti.
And our Mouse? …
He lives to DIE ANOTHER DAY!
“Commandos, US find firefights, caches in Kandahar [Image 1 of 10]”, by DVIDS, dvidshub.net
Die Another Day Movie Poster, by Eon, Danjaq, MGM
• Source:Broad antigenic coverage induced by vaccination with virus-based cDNA libraries cures established tumors
• via: ScienceDaily
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