JSOC+SAS Dox Infiltrate False-Flag Seal Team cDNA Behind Enemy Lines To Force-Mulitply Direct Action on Prostate Cancer. OOH-RAH!

In joint strike force made up of US and UK specops MDs, a promising vaccine has been created, that’s as precise as a sniper’s bullet.

What scientists at the Mayo Clinic, St. James & Leeds UK SAS Units, Unis have put together is a sneaky version of Ghillie-Suited special-operations scout.

General Schwartzkopf The lead strategist MD had theorized that if the team in-question was dealing with just one type of cancer, would there be a way to precisely-target it, instead of the wholesale “Bombing of Dresden”, that is normal Chemotherapy?

So what they did, which was so diabolically-clever in concept alone, you’d think Ernst Stavro Blofeld thought of it first; was to put together a Genetic Signal Flare, or the Nucleic Acid version of a Navy Seal painting a target with a Laser-Designator.

The Infil. unit, much like the secret 6-man SEAL sub that drops teams off unnoticed, was a VSV or vesicular stomatitis virus.

They had hollowed out the virus-contents of this shell, and inserted bits of Healthy prostate DNA into it.

After chucking it in a PCM machine to make tons of copies, they airlifted those special operators on-site via standard hypodermic injections.

 
[THEN, A MIRACLE]

 
-Ok, ok, by “miracle” Dr. eVil Vile [hee hee, :D that’s his real name!], or even Dr. Sam Chachoua by some peoples’ accounts, had guessed that the Nimitz-Class Aircraft-Carrrier of the Immune System would “see” these targets that the virus shells inject and highlight,

and then cry HAVOC!!1!,

going all Immortal “A**-Kicker In-Chief”, Archangel Michael’s strong-side pimp hand on the area,

now that the target’s been painted, and dropping T-Cell Bunker Buster after Fuel-Air Daisy-Cutter, after JDAM, after Tactical Neutron Bomb on that sombitch until there is nothing left but healthy prostate, and dead terrorists; -I mean cancer cells.

 
+Oh, AND IT WORKS!

+Oh, oh, oh; -And there were no observed AutoImmune Side-Effects; -like the body trying to kill ITSELF instead of the baddies.


Job done.

SpecOps teams pack out for a Monte Cristo and a Crown Royal or 10 in Tahiti.

And our Mouse? …

He lives to DIE ANOTHER DAY!


Photo Credits:
“Commandos, US find firefights, caches in Kandahar [Image 1 of 10]”, by DVIDS, dvidshub.net
Die Another Day Movie Poster, by Eon, Danjaq, MGM


Links:
• Source:Broad antigenic coverage induced by vaccination with virus-based cDNA libraries cures established tumors

• via: ScienceDaily

• More Coverage: Geekosystem