
All-Nighters Lower Your Metabolism. So: Chronic Sleep Debt Probably Makes You Fat

You would think that staying in a more wakeful state longer would mean you burn more calories.
And it does.
-But only for awhile.
Then you go downhill.
In an experiment conducted by Ken Wright and the Department of ChronoBiology at UC-Boulder, they found that metabolism was up by about 7% above normal while people were kept up.
BUT: It was down…
Read More >Jumbo Shrimp Alert: It’s Not Just What You Do, But HOW You Do It. This Time: Drinking

Military Intelligence, Airline Food, Friendly Fire, French Army, British Car Reliability, etc.
So there are calories in Alcohol, right?
Wine is about 25 cal/oz. Many Beers, like Guinness Stout are close to ~1/2 that.
+And even still: There is a theory floating out there that Significant “Calorie Wastage” occurs during & after alcohol consumption. ~It doesn’t all ‘stick’.
Now throw this monkey wrench into the mix. Up to a certain point, it also matters HOW you drink…
Read More >Hair Transplant Robot FDA Approved For Men With Straight Dark Hair

Today: Slow, Methodical, Migrationary, Hole-Puncher built on a 386,
Tomorrow: Full, Barbary-Lion’s Mane-Length replica of that green & orange afghan granny knitted me that I loved so much.
En Garde, Ladies!!!
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Cavities, Match Your Meat! -Oxymoronical Mints… Must Be Something In That Long Island Water…
Gray/No Hair May Be Things Of The Past, PATRICK STEWART BE DAMNED!!!

Sorry Ladies.
Your love affair with George Clooney, LL Cool J., and Captain Jean-Luc Picard is now at an unfortunate end.
Scientists at NYU, Yale and others have hornswaggled some near-Jesus-grade research on a pre-discovered, pre-studied, and now increasingly sexy protein called WNT,
-which will heretofore be referred to as -WANT!- by all the sexy laydeez.
Why? -W(a)NT! looks to pack a 1-2 punch for both hair color and growth Re-Gen…
Read More >Keep Muscles Young, wi- oops! … . … –I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!!! -or: Duck, Duck, UNABOMBER!

AND NO, IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO HOT. -or because ‘Momma said ,’knock you out”
OK, OK, YOU -ARE- HOT, BUT NOT -THAT- HOT.
… now help me the eff up, alright?!!
Alright, aside from all the hotness; mine included, doing something for yourself -Starting Now, that few Americans seem to be able to, might just save you from the above exclamation, when you start growing old…
Clowns Help Impregnate Women. -2X As Effective As Normal People

Don’t know quite what to make of this, but it would seem that having a clown around, and not just what a wife usually calls a husband, could really help a woman who’s trying to get pregnant.
It certainly makes for an odd image.
Still not entirely sure how I feel about Bozo somersaulting over his giant shoes into the room and…















