Stephen Colbert Makes Dean Kamen Remove Doritos From Water

I could go on about how Perpetual Hairstyle Makeover Candidate Dean Kamen saves the third world with a machine they can’t afford,

that will be taken right off the UNICEF trucks by warlords and sold to Idi Amin‘s grandchildren,

so they can run hexavalent chromium-removal experiments in Ye Olde Backyard Minefield,

and how anything that evaporates at or near water’s evap point may collect also (like hydrocarbons),

if not allowed to escape in a very sneaky way.

-AND how distilled water will literally pull the minerals right out of your bones and teeth if you don’t add it back into the water

–for the lucky 3rd-worlders who Do see one of Dean’s boxes, Ah, Screwit!

-Here’s a funny vid!:

Links:
• Source: Comedy Central
• via: Wired Blog
• More Coverage: Wikipedia-Slingshot Water Filter