The Slingshot Water Filter Even Removes Doritos:
I could go on about how Perpetual Hairstyle Makeover Candidate Dean Kamen saves the third world with a machine they can’t afford,
That will be taken right off the UNICEF trucks by warlords and sold to Idi Amin‘s grandchildren,
So they can run hexavalent chromium-removal experiments in Ye Olde Backyard Minefield,
And how anything that evaporates at or near water’s evap point may collect also (like hydrocarbons),
If not allowed to escape in a very sneaky way.
–For the lucky 3rd-worlders who Do see one of Dean’s boxes, Ah, Screwit!