Slingshot Water Purifier Demoed By Dean Kamen Meets Stephen Colbert’s Challenge To Make Something Stop Tasting Like Doritos

The Slingshot Water Filter Even Removes Doritos:

I could go on about how Perpetual Hairstyle Makeover Candidate Dean Kamen saves the third world with a machine they can’t afford,

That will be taken right off the UNICEF trucks by warlords and sold to Idi Amin‘s grandchildren,

So they can run hexavalent chromium-removal experiments in Ye Olde Backyard Minefield,

And how anything that evaporates at or near water’s evap point may collect also (like hydrocarbons),

If not allowed to escape in a very sneaky way.

-AND how distilled water will literally pull the minerals right out of your bones and teeth if you don’t add it back into the water

–For the lucky 3rd-worlders who Do see one of Dean’s boxes, Ah, Screwit!

-You know what, here’s a funny vid about Dean Kamen’s Slingshot water purifier with Stephen Colbert instead of all that:

Links:
• Source: Comedy Central
• via: Wired Blog
• More Coverage: Wikipedia-Slingshot Water Filter