The first Chinese product safety concerns many of us had might have been the creeping-anxiety of, “Was that actually chicken I just ate?”

Now it’s “Soylent Green iz Melamine!”

Have a little Ersatz Protein & Antifreeze with that Toothpaste, Chicken, Pork, Domestic Pet, “Wild” Salmon, etc.

Race Ya To The Bottom! -bets on who gets there first, Walmart or China..