Once Upon A Time,
Sweet kind ladies like my adopted Aunt, who was recently made an official Saint by The Vatican, would get together and have quaint little sales parties,
Discussing things like makeup and reusable plastic storage containers.
In another notch down the ratchet of our increasingly Britney-fied culture,
Ladies who had long-ago abandoned their prim but sassy Doris Day dresses for -well maybe not Christina Aguilera Underpants, but maybe Rebecca Romijn’s,- are getting together for a different kind of party, celebrating…
…-something you’d be more likely to witness at a Pre-Catholic Irish Pagan Fertility Ceremony in the summertime.
The Age of the G-Shot is here! -And with it:
Yes, –they’re held in doctor’s offices and there is no alcohol present (which considering the location is a minor miracle; wink-wink, nudge-nudge, saynomore, aaahhknowwhatImean ?!?!).
And with that shot heard ’round the world, that was the start of [a] revolution, it’s official:
=>Women get all the really good body mods.
-Or at least the 87% of the women in the pilot study, and a few other independents similar to Caroline Cushworth from Leeds, England whose sexual experience went from, “Oh, that’s pretty good, I guess.” to “Are you really my personal Lord and Saviour, Jesus; and why are there stars everywhere?”
So now plastic surgery has transformed something that quite a few people couldn’t even FIND (ahem, ahem, fellaz) into the Global Thermonuclear War equivalent of the Orgasmatron from “Barbarella” -except it’s not an external device this time.
So, In Conclusion. We’re all adults here. I think you know what to do.
Gräfenberg Seacrest out.
• Source: TheGShot.com
• via: Caroline Cushworth -DailyMail
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