Unmentionables… MENTIONED! Women Even More Complex Than Thought-Previous…In Their Downstairs [NSFW]

The Joke That Men Were The Only Ones Who Couldn’t Find It:
To be fair ladies, according to these recent diagrams, YOU haven’t found [most of] it [yet] either!

And thanks to science’s myopia for the pleasure-only organ, Dr. Helen O’Connell’s work from 1998- the mid 2000s went pretty ignored, also.

Over the ~200,000+ years that Anatomically Modern Humans have been on this planet and for most of which, Southern Asians spending their time inventing Kinky Yoga Poses, …

 
We hadn’t really discovered the en-tire Clitoris until about the year of our lord, Two-Thousand and Nine (2009) AD/CE!

 
3D Medicine Comes To Your ~Emotional Rescue:
-That’s when French researchers Dr. Odile Buisson and Dr. Pierre Foldès did 3-D sonograms of the entire pelvis including reproductive organs and finally painted the whole picture with Medical Imaging Technology.

It turns out the Real Clitoris is more like an Octopus that’s giving the vagina a hug with 2 arms, and using 2 more to give an, “I dunno, beats me.”, or “TOUCHDOOWWNN!!”-gesture abit higher up.

 
Women More Complicated Than We Thought? -NO!…:

(Ok technically, if the doorbell/outcropping qualifies as the ‘head’, that would make it a Quadrapus, but we don’t have those in nature, so just go with me here.)

-So, being that the actual insides of a Woman’s downstairs are starting to bear an increasingly-apt likeness to The Dark Lord, Cthulhu, or at least the Hindu God, Kali; -perhaps there is some truth to the Old Mathematical Proof, Women==Evil; -and/or, they will bring about The End of The World!

 
It Turns Out All Sex May Involve It One Way Or Another:
And because of this recent discovery, there is some new stipulation now that since it actually surrounds or neighbors Everything, orgasms previously thought to be “Vaginal”, were really ultimately Clitoral after-all.


And Here It Is!:

Well, there you go. Knowledge is power. Use it well.

+Check out a few more details at the links if you wish.
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Hrm… -So, I guess Ian Fleming was right after all.

AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNND! -PUNCHLINE!!!:
[a little artistically NSFW]



::applause and laughter::, tip your waitress, she’s putting herself through school; try the veal…


Photo/Video Credits:
Maud Adams In Hot Tub, photog not currently known
3D Ghost Image of Female Pelvis + Reproductive Organs, from The Museum of Sex, blog.museumofsex.com
“Chibi Cthulhu!”, by Arashi Su
Women==Evil, Internet Meme
Opening Title Sequence To 13th James Bond Film, by Albert R. Broccoli, Eon Productions, MGM/UA Entertainment Co.


Links:
• Source: MuseumOfSex-The Interal Clitoris
• via: Oddee [NSFW]
• More Coverage:
   • 3Dvulva.com Anatomical Diagrams [Anatomically NSFW]
   • WU/St.Louis-O’Connell 2005 Paper [PDF Link][Medically-NSFW]
   • Google Translate Link to Le Figaro Article with Odile Buisson and Pierre Foldès [NSFW Photos]