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Apparently Jim Gaffigan Is Not One Of Us. -KALE FO LIFE, YO!!!

Paleness Superhero, career spraytan-protester, and all-around Snooki Arch-Enemy,

Jim Gaffigan grumps his way through his thoughts on:

The endless cycle of different alt-milk varieties,

Whole Foods’ milk-substitute-based world-domination plans,

And ice-cream-based health-programs, for Conan on TBS…

JUMP BONUS!: Jim doesn’t like your dessert photos either.