Dr. Stephanie Studenski and her research associates at the University of Pittsburgh MC have just done us all a huge favor; -no wait; -whatever the opposite of “favor” is.

-If you set that concept on fire,

and then shoot it in the completely opposite direction at a speed of Mach 48.

You see, Stephanie and her team used some fiendishly-clever chessmaster/cryptonomicon insight and discovered…