Chalk another one up for the “Horny Scientists Study Sex, File Results Under Captain Obvious Department”.
Stuart Brody, Petr Weiss and their cult of Kinsey-following-hound-dogs at the University of West Scotland [who would not let yours-truly tag along, DAMMIT],
Conducted a noble experiment on our favorite species: WOO-MAAAN!!!, doing our favorite activity: “Ye Olde How’s your father?”, and come up with some guessable-yet-Fantastic results.
In a study of about 700 Czech men, aged 35-65 and their lady-friends, it turned out that:
The Slimmer A Woman’s Waist, the higher the Frequency and Quality of Sex, especially PVI
[you know; when a man loves a woman very much and he puts his… (no; not his joint checking account in her name)),
-And the results proved completely Independent Of Age.
Take THAT, Cialis! -BOOM!
Not Only did they discover that ED basically VANISHED in the presence of The Sophia Loren Clan, but (at least as far as they reported ‘honestly’) the sex was also Better; for Both parties.
Btw in typical European silliness, their questionnaire was named something only the ISO, IEEE, or smokin’-a**-hottie, Angela Merkel could love: “The IIEF, or International Index of Erectile Function”. :)
-Don’t those guys have offices in Dag Hammarskjold plaza and downtown Luxembourg?
*Anyway: Causation was only guessed-at by the researchers, not discovered.
BUT, they Did hazard that either:
1)Men find slimmer women more attractive, And/Or
2)Slimmer women have an better hormone profile due to endocrine state provided by lower percent total + abdominal bodyfat, making them healthier and more libidinous. And/Or
3)Men see women with thick waists as possible risk-factors for general disease and birth-defects.
++I think Sir Desmond Morris would also chime-in:
4)Thick waists on women visually echo Pregnancy.
-I mean, come ON! How many times have we all gone up to a woman in the supermarket with a big smile and said, “Awwwww!!! When’s the baby coming!!!??!?”-only to have her scowl;
-and take a swig from her hip-flask of Franzia Chardonnay and cough-syrup.
-AmIRite? -Right? Come ON!! –Baby-bump, I says! … Fellas???…
Irregardless…
FRIENDS!, ROMANS!, LAADIEEES!!! … -TO THE RAMPARTS SPINNING CLASSES!!!!!
JUMP BONUS!:
The Lady-Chaser’s Favorite Muppet:
JUMP BONUS 2!:
Wasp-Waist Hall-Of-Famer, Sophia Loren in “The Millionairess”
Photo Credits:
Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Swim 2013
Sophia Loren as Epifania in “The Millionairess”, by Anthony Asquith, Dimitri De Grunwald, Pierre Rouve and 20th Century Fox
Links:
• Source Study: Journal:Archives of Sexual Behavior-“Slimmer Women’s Waist is Associated with Better Erectile Function in Men Independent of Age.”
• via: Chateau Heartiste [-A little NSFW for colorful yet hilarious language]
• More Coverage: DailyMail
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