What Animal Do You Even Lift? -If You Lift…:
We all try to make ambitious New Year’s Resolutions,
Because a great deal of us are self-improvers, especially the visitors to this site.
And after you have found the answers to the important questions you ask yourself every New Year,
Like, “Do You Even Lift?”,
The next one should definitely be, “Which Animal?”…
Part Of Your Fitness Goals Should Involve Lifting Animals:
Several of us have pets, but unless it’s a particularly-lazy Cat,
Most of them are pretty mobile don’t need lifting.
Besides, most of them will weigh about 9 pounds.
That’s OK for some light curls, or maxing-out the delts if you do breakdowns,
But not really an exercise challenge.
Now if you could bench press a female Lion, or squat a light Horse, then that would be something.
Establish Your Place In The Lifting Animal Hierarchy:
There is only one way to be sure.
If you even lift at-all bro,
Then head on over to Herokuapp.com and find out with one of the most useful fitness calculators on the internet.
Be sure to brag about it on Twitter, too!
Btw, according to the calc, I am even lifting a Mature Alpaca!
For The More Serious:
If you want a refresher on why you may want to reconsider joining a gym,
There is always this post for that, with at least 10 reason why you wouldn’t do it.
If you need other people around to motivate you, that’s one thing and anyone could respect that.
So you have to know yourself, otherwise while you’re concentrating on Even Lifting anything heavier than a Baby Manatee,
You could end up one of the thousands of people with unused exercise equipment sitting around if you get your internal-motivations wrong.
PS: Don’t Let The Bad Guys Get You Down:
If you’re a beginner and you’re just starting out Even Lifting Housecats, that’s OK.
Because you’re trying something you’re either new or unskilled-at, and that takes courage, especially in a gym full of people.
Hopefully if you need it, there will be a kind person around like this sweetheart at BoredPanda,
Who stepped-in and encouraged someone going through a tough time and faced with some part of a gym full of jerks.
-Who had no idea she was in the process of trying to save her own life.
Go At Your Own Pace & Just Keep Going!:
So what kind of animal you can even lift doesn’t really matter, even if it’s just a Wolverine.
What does matter is that you get at it, get out there, monster those New Year’s Resolutions, and even lift whatever animal you can…
“Hitch hike dog”, by DanielBrachlow
Mature Alpaca, by What Animal Do You Even Lift?
Do You Even Lift? baby meme, by KnowYourMeme
• Source: Herokuapp.com
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