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Absinthism For The “Hey Y’All, Watch This!” Crowd. Seriously: Don’t Drink The Hand Sanitizer. Even If You Do Work For Wells Fargo

As Stupid As Nascar Cartman:
Every once in awhile, a health news story comes out that is truly inspirational.

Not since Eric Cartman drinking Vagisil in his bid to qualify as a Nascar driver, has something so majestic gone public.

And though in the small “Fail-Army” part of HT there is probably none that will exceed the caution against mixing grenades & sledgehammers.

-Which to be fair, for the rational-minded among you is pretty much the same equation as career blackmail+ impossible sales goals…

A bit moldy yes, and -Strictly Speaking, their motivation Not health related

-BUT the effects -> Definitely health related. An important lesson for all:

Apparently a man in Rio De Janeiro has discovered a new potentially lethal substance interaction.

-Involving steel, firing charge and PETN;

–Rocket Propelled Grenade, meet Sledgehammer.

A truer Biohazard…

If the big pill companies are years behind a perfect solution, -improvise in the meantime with Absolutely anything!

Sure, this light penetrating oil lubricates everything else; –why not stuck joints, you LifeHacker.com/LifeHack.org blockheads?!

While you’re at it, -How about Mobil 1 Full Synthetic Motor Oil for those damn knuckles that won’t stop cracking?

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