My Favorite Martian:
In addition to being one of the oddest and most sarcastic people on Earth like, you’ve-got-me-so-confused-I-don’t-know-who-I-am-anymore sarcastic,
Parks & Recreation’s Aubrey Plaza has apparently thought a lot about both staying young and how to behave gracefully if/when she ever does get old.
-As Conan O’Brien finds out in this interview…
It’s All About Your Mindset:
I mean, if:
“Thank you to all the young people. F#*% you old people. Old people can go f#*% themselves. I’m going to live forever.”,
-isn’t the exact mental state someone needs to stay young, I don’t know what is.
Stay Foolish, Too:
In-addition should she ever get old one day in spite of that, she plans on elaborate shenanigans such as bathing in various shopping mall fountains.
Because the best excuse ever for adorable-yet-deranged behavior in public is, “I’M OOOOOLD!!!”
Another great few quotes from one of the funniest weirdos out there.