A Sloth.

Short of Buick-drivers, one of Nature’s slowest creatures.

So slow, in-fact, it’s been said so many things can catch up with them, they are their own ecosystem.

-Like a tiny, fuzzy planet Pluto just chilling in the forest; sippin’ on Gin ‘n’ Juice…

Because of their fur and their, well -sloth; all kinds of different bugs and mosses and microbes live all over and in them; right down to the tiniest of tiny-levels…

 
Now: … You…