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Absinthism For The “Hey Y’All, Watch This!” Crowd. Seriously: Don’t Drink The Hand Sanitizer. Even If You Do Work For Wells Fargo

As Stupid As Nascar Cartman:
Every once in awhile, a health news story comes out that is truly inspirational.

Not since Eric Cartman drinking Vagisil in his bid to qualify as a Nascar driver, has something so majestic gone public.

And though in the small “Fail-Army” part of HT there is probably none that will exceed the caution against mixing grenades & sledgehammers.

-Which to be fair, for the rational-minded among you is pretty much the same equation as career blackmail+ impossible sales goals…

Free Gas or Free Meth is a tough choice.

Most kids are energetic enough as it is, though.

But hey,..

In my humble opinion, this is the single best HT entry; -ever.

-Even better perhaps than the mighty Nanotech Ultra Mega Mesothelioma Asbestosis w/a Half-Gainer off the High-Dive.

So, Thank You, French Maid TV for Making a Difference out there!

Keep up the good work,…

Our friends over at Hair Loss Buddy report on a Hair-Regrowth Contest held in England over the course of 1 year.

The winner of the contest was someone taking freeze-dried Saw Palmetto Berries.

And as only HLB seems to do, he takes it to the next level with another supplement even more powerful than Saw Palmetto used for the same purpose….

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