HealthTrekker - Health And Wellness Tips
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-But it actually turned out in trials only to make a higher percentage of the lab animals reach old age.
None of them lived any longer than bog-standard-mouse-duration. Oh, Well.
Yes, Dr. Skulkachev has the obligatory “I experimented on myself and Look! -It works!”-story about his cataract.
The guy even gets a major hat tip from an Actual Nobel Laureate; -in Medicine, the Awesome-Hairdo-Sporting Dr. Gunter Blobel…
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Sorry Ladies.
Your love affair with George Clooney, LL Cool J., and Captain Jean-Luc Picard is now at an unfortunate end.
Scientists at NYU, Yale and others have hornswaggled some near-Jesus-grade research on a pre-discovered, pre-studied, and now increasingly sexy protein called WNT,
-which will heretofore be referred to as -WANT!- by all the sexy laydeez.
Why? -W(a)NT! looks to pack a 1-2 punch for both hair color and growth Re-Gen…
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AND NO, IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO HOT. -or because ‘Momma said ,’knock you out”
OK, OK, YOU -ARE- HOT, BUT NOT -THAT- HOT.
… now help me the eff up, alright?!!
Alright, aside from all the hotness; mine included, doing something for yourself -Starting Now, that few Americans seem to be able to, might just save you from the above exclamation, when you start growing old…
A Sloth.
Short of Buick-drivers, one of Nature’s slowest creatures.
So slow, in-fact, it’s been said so many things can catch up with them, they are their own ecosystem.
-Like a tiny, fuzzy planet Pluto just chilling in the forest; sippin’ on Gin ‘n’ Juice…
Because of their fur and their, well -sloth; all kinds of different bugs and mosses and microbes live all over and in them; right down to the tiniest of tiny-levels…
Now: … You…
Afraid of Alzheimers?
-I know I am. But I also fear Supernovas. Go figure, Buck-Fifty, coffee, moving on:
Well, at least we can thank public education for doing their best/worst to fatten up the coffers of drug companies,
-by getting music programs out of schools.
Because if you want to still be sharp after age 83,…
Dr. Stephanie Studenski and her research associates at the University of Pittsburgh MC have just done us all a huge favor; -no wait; -whatever the opposite of “favor” is.
-If you set that concept on fire,
and then shoot it in the completely opposite direction at a speed of Mach 48.
You see, Stephanie and her team used some fiendishly-clever chessmaster/cryptonomicon insight and discovered…
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. YOU ARE NOT READING THIS. YOU ARE STARING AT THE PHOTO ABOVE, AREN’T YOU?
[moving on] Thank GOD there was a study that did not actually appear in the New England Joural of Medecine as far back as 2009 or 1997, that had not actually been conducted over the course of 5 years and 500 participants.
The [ed: best] hoax study [ed: of ALL TIME] asserts that 10 minutes of boob-staring is…
