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And Now For Something Completely Different: Health Promotion Fail
Free Gas or Free Meth is a tough choice.
Most kids are energetic enough as it is, though.
But hey,..
Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming
Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.
And that man is Carlos Mencia.
[ed: This was before the whole stealing-jokes scandal, eh? So “that man” is probably someone like George Lopez]
Love him or hate him, he’s right.
Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting,
Are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth’s Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity…
The Colbert Report Explains DNA: It’s Mysterious Magic Could Happen To You, Too
Here, Stephen Colbert takes an in-depth look into the questions that drive real genetic research, like:
“Why am I ugly?”, “Who’s my baby-daddy?”,
“Can DNA help me have a successful long-term career as an alcoholic using stem-cell-generated liver-transplants every few years?”,
And terrible tractor-trailer jackknifing accidents in the quad-cities area of Iowa.
Actual Doctors like Spencer Wells and Gene-Sequencing-Badass Craig Venter try to help clear up Stephen’s confusion later on after the jump…
Read More >New Health Hazard Discovered: Grenades and Sledgehammers
A bit moldy yes, and -Strictly Speaking, their motivation Not health related
-BUT the effects -> Definitely health related. An important lesson for all:
Apparently a man in Rio De Janeiro has discovered a new potentially lethal substance interaction.
-Involving steel, firing charge and PETN;
–Rocket Propelled Grenade, meet Sledgehammer.
A truer Biohazard…
Read More >WD-40 For Arthritis. … Sure. Why Not?
If the big pill companies are years behind a perfect arthritis solution, -improvise in the meantime with Absolutely anything!
Sure, this light penetrating oil lubricates everything else; –why not stuck joints, you LifeHacker.com/LifeHack.org blockheads?!
While you’re at it, -How about Mobil 1 Full Synthetic Motor Oil for those damn knuckles that won’t stop cracking?
(Also reported on more than…
Tinfoil Hat Brain Firewall Not So Secure After All
It turns out that the old tinfoil hat “protection” from being brainwashed by radio waves sent out by the CIA and various unnamed government agencies,
Has been soundly debunked by scientists at MIT. (who are of-course on the USG’s shadow-budgets…)
According to them, the foil hats (double-walled, even) Reduced radiowave signals across the entire usable spectrum by up to 10db.
-A 3db change either way, would be deemed significant.
AHA! -But before you start breaking out the Industrial Strength…
Bodybuilding Fail: Must… Get… HUGE… ARMS! ARRGH!!!!!
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