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Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Banana: Memory Loss Un-Lossed In Monkeys. -De-Stressed, Cheekier, Roger Moore-ier Monkeys InDaHouse!
… wait; -what the hell was I; -dammit, I JUST had it!
erm, Okay what was I just talking about? It was right before we;
Ever had that? –Then you have a lot in-common with our closest genetic relatives in the animal kingdom.
Even monkeys get the blues start feeling that “slipped my mind” -thing as age goes on. -Mostly written-down to a decline in working-memory…
PLEASE! -LADIES!!! If Not For Me, For The Sake Of Shocked-Face E*Trade Baby, –Eat Live Organic During Pregnancy!
Three studies on pre-natal exposure to chemicals were published at the same time by Researchers at UC Berkeley, Mt. Sinai and Columbia in the Journal, “Environmental Health Perspectives”.
They concerned both City-dweller and Country-dweller subjects.
And it looks bad for babies.
It turns out if a pregnant mother is exposed to Organo-Phosphate pesticides; -at-all, either through Environmental exposure, OR through Diet, it affects the developing fetus.
This impact took a toll of up to…
Read More >RESET: Double Your Lifespan! -Just Get Used To Feeling Yeasty
For a long long time, scientists have known what Aging is, as expressed only in terms of what it is to look like Mr. Bigglesworth.
BUT NOW!
-In a set of interesting experiments that take a new approach, MIT biologists studied the only thing simpler than Courtney Stodden.
-No, not amoebas; -close. Yeast.
And they found something interesting. Again, similar to the NMJ post, part of the Yeast cell near the nucleus that makes proteins just “looked old”.
Read More >All-Nighters Lower Your Metabolism. So: Chronic Sleep Debt Probably Makes You Fat
You would think that staying in a more wakeful state longer would mean you burn more calories.
And it does.
-But only for awhile.
Then you go downhill.
In an experiment conducted by Ken Wright and the Department of ChronoBiology at UC-Boulder, they found that metabolism was up by about 7% above normal while people were kept up.
BUT: It was down…
Read More >Cavities, Match Your Meat! -Oxymoronical Mints… Must Be Something In That Long Island Water…
Keep Muscles Young, wi- oops! … . … –I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!!! -or: Duck, Duck, UNABOMBER!
AND NO, IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO HOT. -or because ‘Momma said ,’knock you out”
OK, OK, YOU -ARE- HOT, BUT NOT -THAT- HOT.
… now help me the eff up, alright?!!
Alright, aside from all the hotness; mine included, doing something for yourself -Starting Now, that few Americans seem to be able to, might just save you from the above exclamation, when you start growing old…
Clowns Help Impregnate Women. -2X As Effective As Normal People
Don’t know quite what to make of this, but it would seem that having a clown around, and not just what a wife usually calls a husband, could really help a woman who’s trying to get pregnant.
It certainly makes for an odd image.
Still not entirely sure how I feel about Bozo somersaulting over his giant shoes into the room and…
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