
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. YOU ARE NOT READING THIS. YOU ARE STARING AT THE PHOTO ABOVE, AREN’T YOU?
[moving on] Thank GOD there was a study that did not actually appear in the New England Joural of Medecine as far back as 2009 or 1997, that had not actually been conducted over the course of 5 years and 500 participants.
The [ed: best] hoax study [ed: of ALL TIME] asserts that 10 minutes of boob-staring is…























![The G-Shot. Not Gardasil, But Definitely A S<strike>h</strike>pot Heard ‘Round The World [Slightly NSFW]](https://healthtrekker.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/geniusgshot150.jpg)

